Jabba the Poop
Somebody call the doctor because this poop just grew a tail. Oh, wait. That’s not poop, it’s a cake! Why on earth would anyone go for a cake that looks like a certain smiling brown emoji from the back? Someone who didn’t know better would be misled, not to mention appalled. And this kind of cake is really not your traditional wedding cake, anyway. People normally go for simple tiered ones.
Turns out that this particular couple is a huge Star Wars fans and wanted their wedding cake to be in the shape of Jabba the Hut. But, really, they should have been more intuitive about this. Not everyone likes Star Wars and the closest thing they’ve seen to Jabba the Hut really is the poop emoji. So why confuse wedding guests and have them think you’ve got a bad taste when Jabba cakes can be eaten at hundreds of other occasions besides your wedding?