Hello, I Want to Adopt a Monkey
Nobody likes random calls from businesses and people selling them goods or services they aren’t interested in. The worst part about it is that they keep calling no matter how many times you gently decline until they become a nuisance and you become petrified to pick up the phone.
Giving them a taste of their own medicine, this gentleman decided to place the phone number that continues calling him on several unrelated ads. They will now get random calls from people looking to adopt monkeys, buy ridiculously cheap second-hand vehicles, or sign up for other bizarre services.