We Don’t Have That Tech Yet, Bro
Modern technology is undoubtedly incredible, but it can’t do everything. Yes, from the comfort our couch we can talk to someone in Nigeria while simultaneously creating a graph that depicts the relationship between nacho cheese and enjoyment, but technology has its limits.
For example, you can’t transfer fragrances over your computer. It will be fantastic when that day comes. Then maybe this tweet will make sense. But will people start spreading online smell pranks? That will be yucky and even cruel. Maybe computers that transmit smells aren’t such a good idea after all, and perhaps this should never happen. The Internet is okay as it is, right?