An Incredibly Special Deal
We’ve seen some great deals at many restaurants, but this one is incredible. Bring your girlfriend for 5% off on your order. Sounds good, doesn’t it? Well, it gets better. Put a ring on it, and you’ve got yourself 10%. Woah! Sweet, right? It still gets better.
Bring both in, and you’ll get your entire meal for free. How cool is that? A small piece of advice: After doing this and saving your money, you’ll be the one that needs saving. Are you willing to risk being homeless because your wife took everything from you?