This Tree Has Seen Many Things
This tree must have seen many terrible things that it will never forget. If we knew its location, we could figure out what exactly the poor thing witnessed. If the tree is in Florida, then we can only imagine how many Florida man stories the tree has seen.

Source: Reddit
If he is planted in Hollywood, we’re sure he must have witnessed many crazy celebrity news stories. If he’s in Hawaii . . . oops . . . just kidding, guys. He sure wouldn’t look so panicked if he were in Hawaii. But you never know. Strange things do happen on the beach.