All Hail King Xavier
Every teenager has gotten themselves in trouble when their parents were away. There’s that panicked feeling when you realize your house is completely wrecked and you don’t have time to clean it. So what will you do? You have 10 minutes until they return from their camping trip.
You have no idea what you’re going to do. Xavier, on the other hand, devised the best idea of all time. Simply leave the house and come back after they get home. Act like you have no idea why there is such a mess.